Thursday, May 27, 2010

If you cant beat Malema laugh.

Julius the Greatest of all time AKA GOAT!

I made my way to the Revolutionary house where Julius "the GOAT" Malema has expressed his opinions concerning the World cup based in South Africa in 2010- I wanted to say FIFA but I think I'd be breaking licensing laws, actually I don’t even know if Im allowed to say Twenty ten!?! But the GOAT did speak nevertheless.

In a proposition The Goat made to FIFA President http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sepp_Blatter it was stated that the tickets for the World Cup are to be nationalized and given to less fortunate Saffricans in a bid to bring a more equal opportunity shadow over the tournament. Included in the tickets to be nationalized are not only tickets owned by foreign visitors to the event but also tickets held by South African’s.

Apart from tickets, Stadiums are under threat from ANCYL number 2 Floyd Shivambu. It was noted that the toilets in Cape Town stadiums only have 1-ply loo paper and thus shall all be broken down. For the time being, empty milk cartons will be made available for guests to relieve themselves.

A merry time was had by all thereafter as chorus’ of “shoot colonialist John Terry” echoed through the corridors. At this time Christiano Ronaldo was asked to leave the room for touching a Bafana player on his soccer pitch.